Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Who is "MAN"

Sorry Ladies. Daniel Craig may be cute, but he is NOT James Bond!
James Bond is a hard, rugged, strong, hairy bulk of a man overflowing with testosterone and the ability to kick your ass any way that he chooses. In this light of the CHARACTER, Daniel is only an "OK" 007

What has happened to women over the years? When did you women stop liking MEN? since when did the average woman become a lesbian and demand that the man they chose to be with, be as soft and smooth as them?

Ladies, let's just let men be men. There are persons who like to take care of them selves and that's OK... but there is a point where it's just over doing it. I know the average woman is saying right now, "but we women take care of our selves just for you men. Why can't a man do the same?" ... ... ... It can NEVER be the same! I have a friend with hair on his legs that can grow in excess of 2 inches in a few weeks. I'd feel his pain if he were to try and "maintain" or "groom" that rug. You ladies shave your legs and wax and stuff, but think about how difficult it its to shave or wax your chest or face? its not the same! RAZOR BUMPS on your legs are easy to deal with when it compared to razor bumps on your face or back. Lets face it. It's more difficult to soften a man that it is to soften a woman. WHY go through the trouble.
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I just need to know also... why do some men pluck their eyebrows? WHY?

let me break it down a little bit more for you. We produce a hormone called "TESTOSTERONE". On average, an adult male body produces about forty to sixty times more testosterone than an adult female body... It's what make men, men. The "Y" chromosome. This hormone is what gives us:
• Increased muscle mass
• An Adam's apple
• Broader shoulders
• Chest hair
• Pubic hair extends to thighs and upward
• Facial hair
• Deeper voices
• etc.

Shouldn't these characteristics be embraced? This actually is the definition of 'MAN'! You will probably never hear a man bitching when a woman's hormones are working properly. I have never once told any of my female friends, "AIE! try and done with that 'period' thing nah!" As a matter of fact, men hate it when woman's hormones don't work right. Every time we laugh at a woman with a beard or a gymnast with no breasts... we embrace your womanliness.

I'll be honest... I used to shave my body and use lotions and sunblock and moisturizers and stuff. BUT it was for the divine purpose of SPORTS and not VANITY. Sports is worth the trouble, for men, who do manly things (ahem!)... vanity is a big "why". Why mess with the anatomy of 'man' without good reason? With sport, there is a why. "Why are you shaving your legs and chest Anderson?" "Well the swim meet is coming up and I need to shave another second off my time" or "what you gonna do with that shaving cream man?" "Well the tape that is wrapped around my ankles and lower legs when I play football, hurts like HELL when removed, if I don't shave"
I have always said, "What women want in a man has always been displayed in the "evolution" of the character "James Bond." In the swinging 70s a woman wanted nothing more that a hard, rugged man with no excuses and the ability to put your ankles behind your ears and please you in the rawest of ways. Well... Obviously things have changed...